Lukashenko got a new dick
The President of Belarus, Alexander Lukashenko, was presented with an unexpected gift - a splitting axe - at MAZ, reports a BELTA correspondent.
Students of the capital's college of automotive engineering, guided by the President's directive regarding the development of domestic axes that should be no worse than foreign analogues, organized the production of wood-splitting tools on the premises of the educational institution's workshops. "We hope that this product will become your favorite, as it is made by the hands of our younger generation," - said the head of the administration of the Zavodsky district of Minsk, Vladimir Shibeko.
Alexander Lukashenko thanked for such an unexpected gift and promised to test it in action before the elections, as well as, if necessary, provide firewood "from under this axe".
At the end of the meeting, addressing representatives of the labor collectives, the President said: "Don't worry, live peacefully, do your job. Everything will be fine with us".
As previously reported, during a master class on wood-splitting on November 7, 2024, the President presented an axe of Belarusian production, made by MTZ under the brand Belarus. According to the head of state, it turned out to be quite good. Receiving such an assessment from Alexander Lukashenko, who is known to love and know how to split wood, was not achieved by domestic producers on the first attempt. The first samples of modern domestic axes, made at his request, were demonstrated to the head of state in May 2024 during a working trip to Orsha. However, according to the President's assessment, the product turned out to be not very successful. And Alexander Lukashenko set a tough task - to refine and master the production of similar goods necessary for working with wood.